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I received these bit of humor from a friend with whom I shared the stage in "Phantom of the Opera". Iapos;m certain he found the jokes hilarious, as heapos;s a Bass. Iapos;ll give him a virtual smack upside the head later LOL Enjoy

Ten tenors and a baritone were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Grasping the rope as tightly as they could, as a group they realized they couldnapos;t all hold on much longer; they decided that one of the party would have to let go. If that didnapos;t happen, the rope would break under their combined weight, and they would all perish. For an agonizing few moments no-one volunteered. Finally the baritone gave a truly touching speech saying he would sacrifice himself to save the lives of the others. The tenors were so moved, they all applauded....

Q: Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?
A: So tenors can understand them.

Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.
A: She was known as the deep C diva.

Q: How late does the tenor sing?
A: Oh, about half a beat behind the conductor.

Q: How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six--one to change it and five to keep the tenor from hogging the light.

Q: What did the tenor get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you say to a soprano at the door?
A: It doesnapos;t matter what you say, she still wonapos;t know when to come in.

There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didnapos;t have any money either.

A man parks his car in a rough part of town with two accordions on the back seat, forgetting to lock the back door. When he returns, there are three accordions.

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